It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn’t be surprised if it’s off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit ‘Brand New Sentence’ wants to convince us that we’re only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it’s hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven’t been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
#1 If Pregnancy Is God’s Will, So Is Limp D*ck
#2 “Would Apocalypse With”
#3 “…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
#4 David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
#5 DIY Deportation
#6 The Wise Animals
#7 Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
#8 Back In My Day
#9 So You Don’t Lose Any ”Tired”
#10 Wear Her Go To Work A*s
#11 This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
#12 Jesus Of New Jersey
#13 Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
#14 Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
#15 Thank Goodness It’s An Alpaca
#16 Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
#17 Well That Was A Great Idea
#18 Honey Taster Bear
#19 Excellent Use Of Free Will
#20 5% Bread Flavored Soda
#21 Public Armpits
#22 Incelf On The Shelf
#23 I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
#24 Great Googily Moogily
#25 Imagine…
#26 Can’t Wait To Use It!
#27 Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
#28 Diagnosed Me With Ugly
#29 Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
#30 A Potato On Drugs
#31 Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
#32 That’s Modern Milk For Ya
#33 I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
#34 Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
#35 The Son Goku Of White People
#36 Sting Jesus
#37 Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
#38 Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
#39 Made A Small Mistake
#40 80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
#41 Charging My Cat’s Fish
#42 ‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
#43 A Competition I Wish To Never Win
#44 Roast Belt
#45 Fat D**k Spirit
#46 Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
#47 A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
#48 How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
#49 Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
#50 Looks Like A Silly Goober
#51 That Was New For Me
#52 He Did A Business 9/11
#53 Charging My Doorbell
#54 “I Drank My Best Friend’s Breast Milk”
#55 Thugging It Out
#56 We’ve Gotten So Caught Up In Helping The Less Fortunate That We’ve Forgotten To Help The People Who _are_ Fortunate
#57 “Nepo Terrorist You Didn’t Earn It”
#58 Stare Down The Nearest Disabled Person
#59 “She Turned Into One Of Them Neanderthal Facial Reconstructions”
#60 The Lebron Of Biting Police Fingers
#61 “He Will Die On This Hill And I’m Ready To Bury Him.”
#62 Hmmm… Dandruff….oily Hair…, Gryffindor!
#63 Pythagorean Theorem Being Recited By A Reciting Scarecrow
#64 These Are The Parents Of The Next Generation
#65 Malcolm In The Middle Genre Of White People
#66 I’ll Die Before I Let A…
#67 We Have Poets Walking This Planet
#68 That’s A New One
#69 Thanks Hot Women For Stopping Wars 🙏🏾
#70 Please Sir, Spare A Shilling
#71 Jesus The Christ (Like He’s F**king Sonic)
#72 Universal Shutdown Is Here
#73 One Sandwich With “Fancy Woke Fillings” To Go Please
#74 South Korea Is Incel Wakanda
#75 People Who Seem To Believe In Race Science Love Raw Cream And The People Who Believe In Science Prefer Pasteurized Products
#76 Her Knees Are Too Pointy
#77 Taking A Homeless Woman On A Date And Leaving Her With The Restaurant Bill
#78 Madonna, 66, Embraces Autumn By Eating Soup Completely Topless
#79 Onlyfans Star Who Cried After Sleeping With 100 Men In Oneday, Now Wants To Sleep With 1000 Men
